I'm seriously wasting my time. 😘

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i’ve been doing that for a long time so it’s just kinda par for the course

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nastywizard:

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goodlouse:

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the-memedaddy:

Meirl

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vikingofficial:

ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva:
ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva:
ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva:
pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen
People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since
meant eve
Good post OP

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frogmood:

krawdad:
ruby-white-rabbit:
tort-time:
tortus-blog:
Give me that!
MINE.
Favorite color. Mine now.
“You keep that up I’m throwing you like a Frisbee”
have you ever thrown a frisbee before

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gimbledim:

rslashrats:
[in an Australian accent] “Okay so, story time, I have this little mouse that I named Billy Bob that’s been living in my pantry, he’s been there for months. Um, today I heard him squeaking in the pantry so I went and looked and guess what- he got his head stuck in a rigatoni~”